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11) lover
I am a lover. I am a shame.
I am appalled by the things that I fame.
I am a lover, but I've had my share
Of flirting with the darkest affairs.

And you can find me here,
With my head against the wall,
Lost in my regrets and every time I fall
You catch me in your hands.
You circle me like a wedding band.

I have a lover, faithful and true.
He cares for me in all that I do.
I have a lover, my song He has sung
With love on His lips and grace on His tongue. 1399

And you can find me here
With my head against the wall,
Lost in my regrets and every time I fall
You catch me in your hands.
You circle me like a wedding band.

A promise from Heaven,
A promise from You,
A promise to love,
I will hold on to.

God of new beginnings, to You I cry,
Teach me how to love; teach me how to die.
In death there's forgiveness,
And forgiveness calls on new life.

So You can find me here
With my head against the wall,
Lost in my regrets and every time I fall
You catch me in your hands.
You circle me like a wedding band.
A promise from Heaven, a promise from You...
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aiguo512

Clever Old ManAn older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.

"There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".
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